1. (Source: lolzpicx, via yallllsuck)

     

  2. foxlightning:

    When in doubt eat me out 😎

    (via evaforamerica)

     
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  4. pantherwhales-spout:

    izziesworldofizzie:

    Every time I go downstairs to the laundry room, this pigeon tries to seduce me.

    "we have incompatible genitals" is now my favorite excuse.

    (via thesunssong)

     
     
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  6. (Source: energay, via jealousorchardx)

     

  7. "I just want somebody who will never stop choosing me."
    — 

    A.G. 

    Everything you love is here

    (via lovequotesrus)

    (Source: attractionns, via jealousorchardx)

     
  8. sell0utt:

    Fucking love kitty

    (Source: octoberblood, via facethatdamnmusic)

     

  9. h0llo:

    I don’t really forgive people I just pretend like its ok and wait for my opportunity to destroy them

    (via jealousorchardx)

     
  10. poopflow:

    okay but the amount of planning that went into this vine……

    (Source: three-hunna, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

     
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  13. lolsomeone-actually:

    you’re lying if you didn’t sing this in your head

    Maiaiaiane

    (Source: waltdisneysdaily, via the-absolute-best-posts)

     
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  15. buttcheekpalmkang:

    On my wedding day, I’m gonna recite my vows twice.

    Once at the altar and again in the bedroom.

    With my tongue.

    On her pussy.

    One letter at a time.

    (via staringontheedgeofsafe)