1. (Source: lolzpicx, via yallllsuck)


  2. foxlightning:

    When in doubt eat me out 😎

    (via evaforamerica)

  4. pantherwhales-spout:


    Every time I go downstairs to the laundry room, this pigeon tries to seduce me.

    "we have incompatible genitals" is now my favorite excuse.

    (via thesunssong)

  6. (Source: energay, via jealousorchardx)


  7. "I just want somebody who will never stop choosing me."


    Everything you love is here

    (via lovequotesrus)

    (Source: attractionns, via jealousorchardx)

  8. sell0utt:

    Fucking love kitty

    (Source: octoberblood, via facethatdamnmusic)


  9. h0llo:

    I don’t really forgive people I just pretend like its ok and wait for my opportunity to destroy them

    (via jealousorchardx)

  10. poopflow:

    okay but the amount of planning that went into this vine……

    (Source: three-hunna, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

  13. lolsomeone-actually:

    you’re lying if you didn’t sing this in your head


    (Source: waltdisneysdaily, via the-absolute-best-posts)


  15. buttcheekpalmkang:

    On my wedding day, I’m gonna recite my vows twice.

    Once at the altar and again in the bedroom.

    With my tongue.

    On her pussy.

    One letter at a time.

    (via staringontheedgeofsafe)